The Long Neck Giraffe by Justin J. Justin
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Also snubbed in memoriam Oscars 2010. - Bea Arthur
Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?  Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.  Dole Office Clerk: What?  Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.  Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist!  Comicus: *Grumble*…  Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week?  Comicus: No.  Dole Office Clerk: Did you *try* to bullshit last week?  Comicus: Yes!

Also snubbed in memoriam Oscars 2010. - Bea Arthur

Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist!
Comicus: *Grumble*…
Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week?
Comicus: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you *try* to bullshit last week?
Comicus: Yes!

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See it.

See it.

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For Christian - Close My eyes Forever

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(via beardrevue)  Profession, as determined by beard length.

(via beardrevue)  Profession, as determined by beard length.

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The Dodge Viper Logo Looks Like Daffy Duck
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The Dodge Viper Logo Looks Like Daffy Duck

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The 2010 Olympics (As tweeted by JJJ)

Set the recorder here’s the schedule, This is our year #OlympicTweet www.nbcolympics.com/CurlingSchedule

I told my wife I was going to make love to her like a Cross-Country Skier. She said, “You’re more of a Speed Skater. On the Short Track.”

Thanks NBC for keeping Bob Costas around, he really is the cherry on top of your shitty coverage.

I giggle every time they say Dick Button’s name. #growup #olympictweet

If Team USA is really listening to the Team USA soundtrack (presented by ATT) we’ve already lost. #OlympicTweet

Hey Sweden stick to passing kidney stones, ‘cause you just got ROCKED! USA, USA, USA. #CurlingSlam #OlympicTweet

No matter how well Apolo does, I still can’t forgive him for Dancing With the Stars. Hono he didn’t. #OlympicTweet

I felt so out of shape watching the Olympics, so I started watching the Food Network instead. #FatOlympicTweet

Enjoying tonights Stereotypes Capades. #OlympicTweet

I yawn every time Apolo speaks. #OhnoHeDidnt #OlympicTweet

La meilleure partie de la cérémonie fermante n’est plus de Bob Costas. The best part of the closing ceremony is no more Bob Costas.

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“How would I die when I’m 35? How would I die? I’ll tell you how I’d die. I’d take off all my clothes and I’d get into a bathtub filled with ice-cold vodka. I’d have a TV in the room with me and I’d be watching “North by Northwest.” And just when the scene comes with the airplane I’d pull the TV in the bathtub and I’d shock myself! I hate that film.”
Arizona Dream (1993)

“How would I die when I’m 35? How would I die? I’ll tell you how I’d die. I’d take off all my clothes and I’d get into a bathtub filled with ice-cold vodka. I’d have a TV in the room with me and I’d be watching “North by Northwest.” And just when the scene comes with the airplane I’d pull the TV in the bathtub and I’d shock myself! I hate that film.”

Arizona Dream (1993)

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@HuellHowser: Old photo with my old friends Dolly Parton and Loretta Lynn backstage at the Grand Ole Opry in the mid 1970’s!

@HuellHowser: Old photo with my old friends Dolly Parton and Loretta Lynn backstage at the Grand Ole Opry in the mid 1970’s!

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