October 2009
31 posts
Wal-Mart starts selling coffins →
Mom Remembered Steel Casket - “I want to be buried. And of course I want it at a reasonable price.”
“The prices aren’t the only thing dropping at Wal-Mart.”
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Weird Al singing the classic “Good Old Days”
He also preformed CNR
(via Late Night with Jimmy Fallon)
10:40 am / Doctor Apt.
Doctor: How are you feeling? Any aches or pains? Any unusual weight loss?
JJJ: No, I feel fine. Actually, there's been a little weight gain. I need to exercise.
Doctor:
JJJ: (He hates me)
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Scientists announce planet bounty →
Somebody call Dog.
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Oh, I finally talked to Penguin, and he told me all about Bear.
– the lady that cleans the laundromat.
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New ring detected around Saturn →
I think it was Sasha Fierce that said:
Cause if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it Don't be mad once you see that he want it If you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
Christopher Cross and Michael McDonald sing the classic “Ride Like The Wind”
Yacht Rock Heroes Join The Roots On Fallon
•••Before bed•••
JJJ: It's like if a fart falls in the forest, alone, does it...
Wife: It still means you're an asshole.