January 2010
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December 2009
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Yesterdays Misunderstanding / Next Years Fight
JJJ: I don't think I'm going to be around next Christmas.
Mom: What?! Don't say things like that. You're going to live a long and healthy life.
JJJ: What? No. We (wife & I) are going away next Christmas.
Mom: We'll talk about that later.
My favorite Stella Christmas Video.
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12 Days of Christmas Murder
Chapter 2
When the telephone didn’t make a sound we notified the police. An hour later the house was filled with people gathering evidence. The bathroom was a mess. The shower curtain was spread out across the floor but the tub was clean. In the bedroom they found every shirt from hamper lying on the bed. One of the officers noticed that all the collars had been cleaned. Just then...
Bob Dylan - Must Be Santa from Christmas in The Heart
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I think you should end all your jokes with, I’m still an asshole.
– Wife (last night at dinner)
Wainy Days - Angel - It’s like It’s A Wonderful Life, but better.
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Once again, I'm not the cool one in this...
Me: Hi, how you doing?
Neighbor: Hangin' in there like a cheap suit.
Me: