May 2009
8 posts
“The Late Early Wynn Loses One More”
– A fictional headline for a story where a baseball statistical historian, who is researching the career of Early Wynn, discovers an extra loss that has gone un-tallied for over fifty years, adding one more loss to Wynn’s career total of 244. (via sutpenshundred)
April 2009
12 posts
My New Lugage
I’m going to come out with a new line of lugage called theBOMB.
That way when the TSA ask: “which one is yours?” I’ll say “theBOMB”
Our slogan will be:
“Let them know who you are, and that you don’t check nothing. Travel with theBOMB.”
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Easter! A time for cartoons and family
Has anyone seen that cartoon, the one with the two chocolate bunnies. The one has no tail and the other has no ears. It’s so funny. “my ass hurts,” “what?”. Oh, who ever wrote this is amazing. I can only hope that someone else sends it to me. And I can’t wait until next year, when I get to see it again.
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So the phone rings. Ring. Ring. My Mother picks up and I have my assistant, Ronald, pretend that he’s a cop, and he tells her; “Miss, I’m sorry to say this, but, your son is dead.” My Mom is of course on speaker phone. “What!” she cries. “Yep, Dead as a door nail.” I’m rolling on the floor at this point. My assistant, then tells her “So, a, what do you want to do with the body.” My mom...