September 2009
38 posts
Who said this?
_______: Yo, ______. _______: What? _______: Stay Black.
Rose & Dorothy?
Buggin’ Out & Mookie?
August 2009
35 posts
Watch(via robhuebel)
Conan working the Mini-Dose of Joy.
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““What? He did some time in the clink!”
“It’s a polyp....”
– the lady that cleans the laundromat.
Watchwatch the season finale of Michael and Michael have Issues tonight.
Michael and Michael have Issues on Comedy Central.
The Michael Showalter Showalter on College Humor.
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JJJ and Mom discus Mamma Mia! The movie.
Mom: You know what movie I love right now?
JJJ: No. What is it?
Mom: Mamma Mia! I watch it all the time. It's on demand on cable. I think you would like it.* I love this movie.
JJJ: I don't know. I don't really like ABBA.
Mom: Who?
JJJ: ABBA.
Mom: I don't know who they are.
JJJ: Mamma Mia's music is all based on ABBA songs.
Mom: Hum, well there is this scene, where the mom is in the kitchen totally tired and thinking about her life.** And I thought, I’ve been there. I've felt like that. And all the clothes they wear are from the 70's, that's my time, I wore all that stuff.
JJJ: You don't know who ABBA is?
Mom: I could watch that movie 3 times a day, and never get sick of it.
*More proof that Mom totally gets me.
**"Money, Money, Money" - Meryl Streep, Julie Walters & Christine Baranski
“I have a competition in me. I want no one else to succeed. I hate most people.”
– The Inspirational speak from?
Daniel Plainview or Tony Robbins
If you said Daniel Plainview, you’d be wrong.
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*Update* to Cats that look like Hitler.com
stuckonlou:
For the record, my cat does NOT hate Davy or any other Jewish people.
My cat was accused of religious intolerance once before, after he spoke out against Cat Stevens (aka “Cat” Stevens). But that was really less about his hatred of Islam and more about his hatred of false advertising.
thelongneckgiraffe:
Yeah, “fales advertising.” And I bet your...
click here- Johnny Lawrence owned the universe in... →
(via Patton Oswald)
Opening line of my new act?
“Hello, I’m Justin from Los Angeles and, boy, are my arms tired.”
“Justin, “I wish we could find some thicker bacon.” Susie,...”
– from my friends Justin and Susie now living in Busan, South Korea.
click here - Homeowner Calls Cops on Bob Dylan -... →
Other headline option:
Rainy Day Woman #10-107 - Bob Dylan detained by police
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NEW PLANET displays EXOTIC ORBIT →
Did you hear?
I got space singles burnin’ a hole in my wallet!
How to write a Fleet Foxes’ song
Pick Any combination of at least 3 to start:
1) Must talk about or to your “Brother”
2) Pick one location: an Island, a Mountain Top, or in an Ancient Forest
3) Talk about confusion and/or sadness using vocal harmonies
4) A mandolin solo
5) If you mention any animal you get to be the 4th song on the album. Any brid, you get the 9th song
6) Traveling, be it physical or...
“Grow Your Penis 3-inches longer & thicker
—Subject of a Spam Email”
– To which I say, “If I did that it would be a foot.”
click here - BECK interviews WILL FERRELL- click... →
- Once again proving that great minds think like me, Beck use the same picture that I did when mentioning Will.
#UPDATE# - Yes, I called myself great and said Will Farrell’s name like I know him.
WatchDear Will Ferrell,
I have found your next character, “The Moose Callin’ Dad.” Please review attached video for inspiration. Don’t be alrmed, you might find the dad in this video a little weird. Weird in that life imitating art kind of way. But good luck, and maybe you can get that Michael Cera to star as your son.
Thanks
JJJ
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White Rabbit by Gillian Welch (originally by...
TV review (slash) complaint department
VS
Point 1.
I was a fan of Canterbury’s Law, the show lasted one session. Now Julianna Margulies is in a new show called The Good Wife and I say; why can’t we just bring back Canterbury’s Law? I want to see her as a tough-minded defense attorney who isn’t afraid to push boundaries in order to protect innocent clients. Canterbury’s Law was all about dealing with the loss of her kid, her...