October 2009
31 posts
WatchWizard of Oz in High Definition
- The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brein
September 2009
38 posts
All the weeks Tweets... (and alternates)
Hello Monday. You’re like an ex-girlfriend that just wont go away. Each week I let you back in and each week you remind me why we broke up.
Hello Tuesday. You are the pity fuck of week days. I’ll do you, but it doesn’t mean anything & I’ll be thinking about Friday the whole time.
Hello Wednesday. You are like me, stuck in the middle and the longest of all the days....
The Fantastic Four from his album, RIDICULOUS.
“We wasted a lot of internet ink.”
– Co-worker, after a long chain of emails that almost lead to a meeting about something that might have happen, but in the end never did.
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WatchElegant Readings With Michael Ian Black: TACO PARTY
“Thanks Ahab.”
– Wife
“He’s an EMOployee. (In reference to the guy working at PetCo)”
– - Wife (but it looks like the Urban Dictionary beat her to it)
1. Noun (derogatory). An overly dramatic, emotional, narcissistic and/or self-centered person who has been employed by a company or an individual in exchange for financial or other compensation. 2. An emo with a job.
Watch(via seankeane)
I like to think that Farley and Swayze are having a dance-off tonight in heaven.
There Was an Old Man with a Beard
(via buchino)
There was an old man with a beard, who said, ‘It is just as I feared! — Two owls and a hen, four larks and a wren, Have all built their nests in my beard!
—Edward Lear
WatchNew Bonnie Prince Billy Video - “How About Thank You”
The Chijimi 10” EP is out via Drag City.
What is my spam mailbox trying to tell me?
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click here- Parents Oppose Obama School Speech... →
“I don’t want our schools turned over to some socialist movement.”
“I wouldn’t let my next-door neighbor talk to my kid alone; I’m sure as hell not letting Barack Obama talk to him alone.”
we need to bring this back…
click here- Alice Cooper Wonders Where the Balls... →
I’m guilty of loving the sad bastard music. But, Mr. Cooper might be right, ladies and gentlemen, Alice Cooper…
copycats:
Song For You by Band of Horses...
“I think I’m as fat as the drummer, but not as fat as the keyboardist.”
– My review of Band of Horses last Saturday
click here- The Snuggie Sutra -click me →
The Horse Blanket.
(via @rikilindhome)
WatchNorm MacDonald on Conan.