____The Long Neck Giraffe____ J.Justin Worthington

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  1. (Source: sexwithgod)

     
     
  2. Every morning.

    Every morning.

    (Source: aquariumdrunkard)

     
     
  3. songbytoad: ‘Rebel bass’.  Words absolutely fail me!

    songbytoad:

    ‘Rebel bass’.  Words absolutely fail me!

     
     
  4. scottlava: “Wolfman’s got nards!”

    scottlava:

    “Wolfman’s got nards!”

     
     
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  6. "Talking about the album now is like doing the dishes. The meal has already been prepared and eaten. We enjoyed it. But after every meal, clang, clack, clang, scrape, clang, clang, clack, scrape — you’ve got to do the dishes."
    — Tom Waits in the NY Times on promoting his new album Bad As Me (via nprmusic)
     
     
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    somuchfunithurts:

    Norm Macdonald on WTF

     
     
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    Tom Waits
    The Piano Has Been Drinking
    Ivanhoe Theater: Chicago, IL - Nov 21, 1976

    Tom Waits - Ivanhoe Theater: Chicago, IL - Nov 21,1976

     
     
  9. "What if there was a paranormal glory hole, would you try it? / You’ve never thought about that? I think about it all the time."
    — Wife
     
     
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    Warren Zevon
    First We Take Manhattan (Leonard Cohen cover)
    1992-01-05 - Empire Concert Club

    Warren Zevon :: First We Take Manhattan (Leonard Cohen)

    (via aquariumdrunkard)

     
     
  11. (via motherjones:)

    (via motherjones:)

     
     

  12. In my parallel TV universe, Walter and Skyler White met in 1996, somewhere on the Upper West Side.  (via marathonpacks:)

    Breaking Seinfeld

     
     

  13. Hanggai at Fuji Rock - Flowers

    This is my favorite Mongolian rock band.  They also happen to be the only Mongolian rock band I have in my record collection.

     
     
  14. (via The Art Of Derek Nobbs) A beard and a stump, what’s not to like?

    (via The Art Of Derek Nobbs)
    A beard and a stump, what’s not to like?

     
     
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    The Magnetic Fields
    Papa Was a Rodeo
    69 Love Songs

    buchino:

    “Papa Was a Rodeo” by The Magnetic Fields

    Papa was a rodeo; Mama was a rock ’n’ roll band.
    I could play guitar and rope a steer before I learned to stand.
    Home was anywhere with diesel gas; love was a trucker’s hand. 
    Never stuck around long enough for a one-night stand.

    Before you kiss me, you should know:
    Papa was a rodeo.

    Metaphors > Similes 

    (Source: been-listening)