____The Long Neck Giraffe____ J.Justin Worthington

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    1. The phone rings.
    2. JJJ: hello
    3. Mom: how's everything?
    4. JJJ: hello
    5. Mom: it's your mother?
    6. JJJ: sorry I can't come to the phone right now. If you would like to leave a message please do after the fart. FART!!!
    7. Mom: why are you like this?
    8. JJJ: like what?
    9. JJJ: here, I'll make it better.
    10. (JJJ puts down the phone and yells, "Ronald! Come here. Ronald get in here now!)
    11. JJJ: one sec Mom.
    12. (Ronald,"yes?" "what took you so long?" "I was calling my mom." "here," handing the phone over. " take care of this!"
    13. Ronald: hello?
    14. Mom: oh! Hi Ronald. It's always nice to hear your voice.
    15. Ronald: happy mother's day.