____The Long Neck Giraffe____ J.Justin Worthington
Wisdom, Stuff & Things that are obviously funny. ________________________________________________ ________________________________________________ justinworthington (at) gmail (dot) com ________________________________________________
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"“What? He did some time in the clink!”
“It’s a polyp. Yeah, on his toes. I told him to get it looked at and he said I know, I know.”
“I said, What are you in love with her? He said. ‘no I like her like a sister.’ Besides, I don’t think he likes her that much anyway. She has a female companion.”
“She doesn’t know her ass from a hole in the ground. She’s dumb as shit”
-All over the phone
“If you need to flush, the handle is on the side.”
-putting the phone down and talking to the kid that wants into the bathroom.
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