____The Long Neck Giraffe____ J.Justin Worthington

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    “What? He did some time in the clink!”

    “It’s a polyp. Yeah, on his toes. I told him to get it looked at and he said I know, I know.”

    “I said, What are you in love with her? He said. ‘no I like her like a sister.’ Besides, I don’t think he likes her that much anyway. She has a female companion.”

    “She doesn’t know her ass from a hole in the ground. She’s dumb as shit”

    -All over the phone

    “If you need to flush, the handle is on the side.”

    -putting the phone down and talking to the kid that wants into the bathroom.

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    — the lady that cleans the laundromat.