Hello Monday. You’re like an ex-girlfriend that just wont go away. Each week I let you back in and each week you remind me why we broke up.

Hello Tuesday. You are the pity fuck of week days. I’ll do you, but it doesn’t mean anything & I’ll be thinking about Friday the whole time.

Hello Wednesday. You are like me, stuck in the middle and the longest of all the days. Yes, I mean your dick is the longest of the week.

Hello Wednesday. If I had to guess; you are probably jealous of your elder, more popular sister, Friday. You are the Jan Brady of the Week.

Hello Thursday, the foreplay of weekdays. You can be hot & exciting, but sometimes I just want to skip you & get straight to it, Friday.

Hello Thursday. You’re the foreplay leading into Friday.  Fun yes, but pre-cum can still get me in trouble.

Hello Friday. You’re a Dominatrix. You tease me, make me work for it, make me beg for it & it always feels good -Friday, may I have another.

Hello Friday. You are the double penetration, two dicks in the mouth, Money Shot Climax all over my face of weekdays.

@justinjjustin some days are better then others.