Set the recorder here’s the schedule, This is our year #OlympicTweet www.nbcolympics.com/CurlingSchedule

I told my wife I was going to make love to her like a Cross-Country Skier. She said, “You’re more of a Speed Skater. On the Short Track.”

Thanks NBC for keeping Bob Costas around, he really is the cherry on top of your shitty coverage.

I giggle every time they say Dick Button’s name. #growup #olympictweet

If Team USA is really listening to the Team USA soundtrack (presented by ATT) we’ve already lost. #OlympicTweet

Hey Sweden stick to passing kidney stones, ‘cause you just got ROCKED! USA, USA, USA. #CurlingSlam #OlympicTweet

No matter how well Apolo does, I still can’t forgive him for Dancing With the Stars. Hono he didn’t. #OlympicTweet

I felt so out of shape watching the Olympics, so I started watching the Food Network instead. #FatOlympicTweet

Enjoying tonights Stereotypes Capades. #OlympicTweet

I yawn every time Apolo speaks. #OhnoHeDidnt #OlympicTweet

La meilleure partie de la cérémonie fermante n’est plus de Bob Costas. The best part of the closing ceremony is no more Bob Costas.